We could call this Grampa and Chick Licks but that would be too cool.
Sumner Redstone, the 87-year-old Viacom chairman is a hot one for the ladies. Most notable the Electric Barbarellas. A group of airbrushed, air pumped babes who want to be what seems to be a cross between the Pussycat Dolls and The Village People. Words cannot express how much I hate this crap add a gross old man with a hard on and Im puking up a biscuit in no time.
Heather Naylor the smoking hot babe.. ok Im being sarcastic here lead of the Barbarellas is a reality nightmare. See this is why I have such a hard time with girl bands. Cuz of scum like this. Put your boobs in your shirt get off the stripper pole and make music. If I want porn I can find that. But youre making a mockery of every talented woman who’s made it on merit and NOT body fluid. So your bio says youre bi sexual? I have an idea, have your bio say you service 87 year old Viacom execs instead.
So Redstone is obsessed, wants MTV to carry a reality show on these sexy vixens and in the mean time.. everyones all the worse for wear.
So now Grampy is in a rage wanting to know who leaked.. (as Im sure he has) the information that he is pushing these whores the MTV. Aww, hes embarrased. He’s a pig.
Whores? yes. Look up the definition.
I hate my gender.