Spiderman Falling Down -by Helen Bach

What were you doing at 5am yesterday?  I was out cold but Iman was running about in his boxers buying tickets to catch “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark.”  .
He got the magic ticket, I got well rested
Word from the aisle seats is that the show is a giant flop.
From pre production deaths to dangling cast members it seems this is the cursed show. 
Sunday night’s performance of the reported $65 million show ran over three hours because flying tricks went wrong and the musical had to stop at least five times. Natalie Mendoza and Reeve Carney,the shows leads, were both stuck suspended over the crowd.
Pinatas!
Look its a super cool idea, and honest I hope it works itself out its a huge undertaking.  But if this thing flops there are gonna be 220000 more Bono jokes.
The shows ‘official’ opening is now January 11th. 
Will it make it to that date?  Will the cast?  Will someone fall on the boss?
We’ll know soon enough.
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