Skip to content

Spider Bags Goodbye cruel World, Hello Crueler World: Things Are not Alright

“Does ought befall you, tis good. Tis part of life’s rich tapestry.” The stoic philospher and sometime Emperor of Rome Marcus Aurelius, back around 160 AD said that and while I have never been much into stoticism myself, being more the shout, scream and bang my fist on the floor reactor too lifes befallings, I have read some of it. So, apparently, has Spider Bags leader Dan McGee and not just because somewhere in all that life is an experience, etc., and so on, is a one damned thing after another, and Spider Bags second album is called Goodbye Cruel World, Hello Crueler, but also, and a bit more clearly, because he calls the first song on the album “It Always Loved To Have Happened” -another break up song with a typically smart lyric, “anything that starts fucked up is bound to end that way”, and a killer harmonica break- in the weighted and fated disasters of love McGee there seems to be something inescapable to the Cruel and Crueler worlds inhabited.

Cruel Crueler isn’t as good as A Celebration Of Hunger and even if it was it wouldn’t be because she can’t replicate a first love. Cruel Crueler doesn’t peak as high, there is no “Waking Up Drunk” and there is no “Devil When I Go’ or “So Long A Rope”, country music so timeless you look for the Merle Haggard label. On those songs, throught out the earlier album, Spider bags sound like the Replacement’s covering merle haggard which is the best I can do with McGee’s rock whinge plus chick backup.

But it peeks high enough, eleven songs which seem to balance the best of old time country with the swagger of the Stones. And, take a look there, they have the muscle on CC to have made the leap from garage rock to hard rock. Impressive.

So what’s the problem? The songs lack the width of styles and the onslaught of classics. Actually, maybe I’m not right their because looking at the track list there isn’t one bad shit is befallin’ me song here that doesn’t kick like a mule in the back of your pleasure glands eventually. The single “Hey Delinquents” is a little know out popaloosa, “Que Viva El Rocanroll” a singalongahell, first it swings, and then, in the title cum chorus it falls about. “Lord Please” comes on like Gram Parsons and Emmylou Harris having trouble tuning their guitar, “Trouble” roars…

And every song feels like a soundtrack for the new depression. Between the last two years the world caught up with Dan: the drunk, drug, broken romanced, loser of Celebration -all his stoicism based upon his ability to be remotely happy, has gone from being a type to being a mold for American men. McGee was Jamey Johnson before Jamey Johnson was Jamey Hohnson. From an alt rock outsider, on CC he is in the lock step with classic country and with American middle class men.

I would call this an achievement but an achievement would suggest some form of conscious decision making and the album is much more organic than that. This album is a part of the rich tapestry, it loved to have happened because it couldn’t happen any other way

Leave a Comment


Support Let Me Help Inc by shopping at

Randy Edelman to Be Honored By LGBTQ Leading Publication Get Out Magazine For Composer Lifetime Achievement Award

By admin | November 28, 2023 |

There is no one on earth more deserving of the honor to be presented by the 7th leading LGBTQ publication on the planet, Get Out Magazine for the Composer’s Lifetime Achievement Award than Randy Edelman. The Red Carpet Nightlife extravaganza will take place on Sunday December 10, 2023 in New York City. Randy will be…

DFA: The Early Years Book by Photographer Tim Soter Announced

By admin | November 28, 2023 |

“Hey, can I photograph everyone at DFA?”.

Brief Encounters: New Albums 11-24-23 – 11-30-23

By Iman Lababedi | November 28, 2023 |

merseybeat visiting John and Paul IRL

SohoJohnny Pasquale With Tony Orlando At The Dawn Of The Season

By Iman Lababedi | November 27, 2023 |

recognition and popularity over the years

Biden Our Time: Monday, November 27th, 2023

By Iman Lababedi | November 27, 2023 |

the single greatest moment of the New Jersey native

US Top Ten Albums Tracking 11-10-23 – 11-16-23

By Iman Lababedi | November 27, 2023 |

Black Friday discounts changing the landscape towards the bottom

SohoJohnny’s Christmas Party Invite!

By admin | November 26, 2023 |


Going Steady: New Singles 11-24-23 – 11-30-23 Reviewed

By Iman Lababedi | November 26, 2023 |

Bjork hasn’t been this poppy in maybe 20 years

UK Top 10 Albums 11-24-23 – 11-30-23

By Iman Lababedi | November 25, 2023 |

it isn’t a great album but it is a great band

UK Top 10 Singles 11-24-23 – 11-30-23

By Iman Lababedi | November 25, 2023 |

Yes, Jack Harlow beat the pants off the greatest band of all time.

Scroll To Top