So What IS New Pussycat ? by Helen Bach

OK I mentioned it once before you’re getting it again.

When I was about 5 I was in love with Tom Jones. It was a ritual before this television show that I had a bath changed into my footie pajamas, put up my hair and smeared on some bubble gum pink lipstick (just in case he could see me from inside the TV)

Word comes now that my lover boy has had to cancel shows in Taiwan and the Philippines due to laryngitis.

Now if my calculations are correct the guys like 80 and apparently belting out Delilah like nobodys business “I have a problem,” Jones told the audience as he cleared his throat. “Honestly, I don’t think I can carry on. I hope we can do this again soon.”

Poor little thing

Well.. theres always Youtube.

raaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrr….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2eCHRWqrqw&feature=related

(WTH the hips.. HA!! betcha a thousand bucks I was doing the back up singer dance moves)
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