Shuffle The Ipod: Everything Is Off The Hook

Black Horse and the Cherry Tree – KT Turnstall – Oh, dear. This is a very ordinary piece of blues estrogen product and only in the UK could it have broken her big. She sounds like a blues singer who doesn’t like the blues.

The Projects – Wu Tang Clan – From Forever and it reminds me why they essentially couldn’t maintain it. Raekwon in the house but only wakes up when Ghostface steals it.

Wake Up Call – Marron 5 – Adam Levine and where the fuck is he? I caught the band at MSG on the final night of the Won’t be Long tour but that was years ago. Sorta a modern Hall and Oates with hip hop production.

Breakin’ Up (Hot Chip remix) – Rilo Kiley – It was exactly at thios second I lost interest in the LA poseurs.

I’m Waiting For The Day (Vocals) – The Beach Boys – From the Pet Sounds Session and I know I’m coming over all Nessing here but this gives LA a good name. It’s the background harmonies sure, but really it’s carl.

Left Behind – Jonathan Groff – The problem with second league songs off first league broadway musicals is they are still second league… even if Duncan Sheik wrote the music.

Seed – Sublime – OTiS soundalikes

Two Bass Hit – Davis And Coltrane – Tell the drums to shut the fuck up

Sodomy – Peter Straker – Not quite as shocking anymore…

All Of Me – Ella Fitzgerald – Swings sweet for a three piece

The Myth Of Fingerprints – Paul Simon – Isn’t this the one he stole off Los Lobos? The lyric is sure his.

Trapped In A Box – No Doubt – Sounds like Avril Lavigne

C Is The Heavenly Option – Los Campesinos – The greatest nursery rhyme ever written (by a band named heaven by the way)

LOL 🙂 – Treyz Songz – Sure he sucks live, this song is still both nasty and nice.

Holiday – Madonna – Before there was Lady Gaga

I Didn’t Know It At The Time – The Jamey Johnson song. A goodie.

Off The Hook – The Rolling Stone – I don’t think I wanna discuss music who haven’t heard the Stones from 1964 – 1972 and love it. If they don’t dig that, why bother with em?
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