we here at rock nyc believe in turning real peoples trial and tribulations into entertainment… so let’s do it…
1. Miley Cyrus has broken up with her boyfriend and regrets it.
2. Taylor Swift is dating the actor from her video: apparently a prerequisite for nailing her.
3. Julio Iglesias remarries, stocks in viagara through the rood.
4. Katy Perry and parents agree to disagree about her sexy image. Or, you can be as slutty as you want when you’re that rich.
5. MJ’s kids attend school with like other kids and everything: FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
6.Evanescence guitarist after big fight with the goth girl singer.
7. Mark Ronson doesn’t know what the new Amy Winehouse will sound like. Let me help: it’ll sound like Dusty Springfield.
8. Leona Lewis got drunk last night.
9. The Courtenners leader says if you don’t have an ego you shouldn’t form a band -and he is?
10. Lady Gaga is inspired by drugs. Of course, if you think drugs will make you Lady Gaga I have a methodone clinic you might want to visit.
We’d like to thank contact.con and egos every where for making this post a possibility. Without you, we’re nothing.