Here is a story to bring hope to the pimpled teen masses of boys who are sproating hands on their palms.
In his upcoming biography Springfield tells of being a 17 year old teenso depressed over his ugliness he tried to hang himself. And rick woulda succeeded only the knot came loose (if he had joined the cub scouts he’d be dead by now!!)
Five years later, girls were hanging themselves over him.
As a guy who has contemplated the big sleep more than once, please believe me when I tell you, things could be worse. Probably will get worse. And as long as you haven’t harmed anybody, whatever happens to you happens to you so suck it up and maybe you can grow up to be a hasbeem at 30.