Republican Pop Stars! Read Em And Weep!!

Taylor Swift wraps herself in the flag

Oh no

REPUBLICANS!!!

Yes folks, money attracts money and rock stars have money and the GOP will tax em less so that leaves rock stars between wanting to look like Bob Dylan but be taxed like General Electric.

It is a tricky situation being a Republican in the world of art and most people simply aren’t but some people you’ll be shocked to read about. Ted Nugent, no, Ted we expect, but TAYLOR SWIFT?????

Here we go Commies… after the revolution brothers use this as a handbook for splicing and dicing:

Taylor Swift

Elvis Presley

Dave Mustaine

Loretta Lynn

50 Cents

Ethel Merman

Styx

Martina Mcbride

Prodigy

Frankie Avalon

Frank Sinatra

Kid Rock

Britney Spears

Alan Jackson

Merle Haggard