“Represent”: Helen Bach Puts The Wheeze Into Weezer

What the hell happened to Rivers Cuomo in that bus crash? Not only were there rib injuries but his cool got slammed out of him. “Represent” represents all that’s wrong with music today. A cheap redundant beat, saccharine feel good inspirational music, and the sloppiest vocal I’ve heard in years.

I’m horrified at the pro USA chant, this is the crap we’d expect from some Country band. This is Ford pickup music. This is hell.

I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear this, crank up “Island In The Sun” and “Cant Stop Partying” and singe the nerve endings in my brain that could ever remind me I heard this in the first place.

DO NOT listen to this, you will forever be damaged. I’m not sure if I want to cry at this or just consider it an inside joke by the Weezmasters, its a joke right? ‘jk’? Were you supposed to call it ‘Represent jk’? Please?

“Say it Ain’t So”

I’m gonna be sick.
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