Here is one of those posts that make you wanna take a shower after you’ve finished writing it.
Michael Jackson has been in touch with ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley and apologized to her from, er, heaven.
Apparently a clairvoyant pal of Lisa Marie and some chick named Karen Faye -his make-up artist and that musta been the definition of a full time job, was the connect.
I had tons of jokes about heaven being filled with twelve year old boys in their underwear but my heart isn’t in it.