Its been weeks since Bret Michaels has had a near death experience, launched a new venture or performed for the Pope.
Lets nip that one in the bud right now.
The bandanna boy is going in to the hospital to have that pesky hole in his heart mended so the damn thing will stop squirting like a squid.
If you recall, Bret’s first near death of hemorrhage alerted medical staff to this congenital problem with his heart.
The surgery is pre planned and from all accounts will not be web cast or made into a series in which hot girls in nurses outfits compete to see who can give him his first ‘circualtion success’ if ya know what I mean. Though, Viacom may just steal that idea now that I put it out there.
Says Michaels:
“I’ve done a lot of neurological tests, and they say I’m about 95 percent there,” says Michaels, after surviving what doctors said could have been a fatal hemorrhage. “I still have a little funk with my left hand that I haven’t quite figured out, but I think with a little more therapy, I’ll be as good as I’m going to get”
A little ‘funk’
Cute euphemism
Heal Well Rockboy