With news that Billy Corgan is holding open audtions for keyb players in the style of Yes, writer Wade Tatengelo of the OC Weekly came up with six things not to say during the edition. here is the url http://blogs.ocweekly.com/heardmentality/lists/billy-corgan-smashing-pumpkins-auditions/ but for right now, I’m just gonna steal em… enjoy:
1. At this point, isn’t it kinda silly calling your band Smashing Pumpkins?
2. Um, if this doesn’t work out, any chance of me joining Zwan?
3. Dude, I’m 23 and I think my hairline is receding. At what age did you start going bald?
4. Has Courtney Love always been crazy?
5. So, Billy, seriously, are you boning Jessica Simpson or what? And, like, is it as good as John Mayer says it is?
6. Ya mind giving me the digits for Tila Tequila? She’s freaking hot!
These are important questions and my sympathys are with Wade: I think we should be told.