For a very brief flick Christina Aguilara was cool.
She was gorgeous, she was tough with just a dash of trashy ghetto.
Now all bleached, porcelained and self righteous she makes me want to puke.
And she’ll be singing the “Star Spangled Banner” at the Super Bowl so no rush to flip on that game.
Shes gonna go all church lady octave dropping jiggle throat it and aside from the fact that I don’t care who wins the game..
I don’t think I could stomach that.