Oh No, Not Me. The Whoring of David Bowie- By Helen Bach

I get on these kicks, where I just fall like Alice down the rabbit hole back a couple decades.  I always end up in Bowies lap.  When the house is quiet and all is well out come my Diamond Dogs.
So whats goin’ on Starman?  Where ya been?  First stops at Youtube send me to the same things, I lust Davids teeth. Weird aye? Theyre flat…sexy as hell.  Anway, I like looking at Bowie.
So as I listened and air guitar around the house, maybe dance about as I wash up my mind instantlly runs to how can I possibly make this a post.  Simply said if its music related it has to be posted or The Boss gets up in your grill. 
So, I went on a search to find out whats up with my thin white duke.. yeah, not much.
Bowie.net is a disgrace.
OK, seriously. Like a dead town but wait you can join
Heres what you get
he David Bowie Premium Membership gives you full access to all areas of DavidBowie.com, including the Community area where you can chat with other David Bowie fans and sometimes the man himself. Plus, you will also gain early access to David Bowie concert tickets should concert dates be announced. The Fan Club is open to David Bowie fans worldwide and whenever David Bowie is on tour, you will have early access to tickets!
•Priority ticketing before the general public
•Access to exclusive David Bowie video, audio and photos
•Members-only Message Boards
•An exclusive membership gift
•Plus lots more, including wallpapers, buddy icons, exclusive galleries, fan interaction and some surprises
 
did you notice? “should concert dates be announced”…….when the hell is the last time Bowie toured?
 
now.. how much are you willing to pay for this dont forget to factor in the ‘some surprises’
how does
 
$64.99 sound?
What the HELL?
 
Most likely one of the most pathetic rip offs I have ever seen.  Its rather embarrasing I’d think.  Hey I’ll let you join rocknyc for $20.00 and I’ll swing over once a month and share a soy latte’ with you.
 
$70 fucking bucks to click around a website?
 
The only surprise here is that Bowie would condone it. 
Well, theres always youtube, and my own bootleg collection.
 
The Man Who Sold The World,
Has sold his pride.
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