I am sure Damon Albarn of Blur and Noel Gallagher of Oasis are very nice… no, wait, I am pretty certain they are a couple of middle aged sots who, since no one one cares anymore, and since they are both rich and so can ignore the Public School Toffs Versus Working Yobs class wars that fueled the Brit Pop Wars of the 1990s, and note that they do, in fact, have more in common than they thought.
I am also pretty sure that they all think they are much nicer than One "Shower Of Cunts" Dimension, er Direction. Though I have my doubts. Certainly there is something a little deep and meaningless about the band and it feels like just a matter of time before they splinter but class wise they are a lower middle class melting pot of various degrees with even a Pakistani member; much more cred than either of the old timers wil ever be.
So why not shame the band for no reason. That's what albard and oasis did to a poor 1Der. Noel told Time Out Dubai: "We were both invited by War Child (this year) so we were sat on the same table. And it turns out, after all these years, that we're both actually really genial fellas. We got absolutely (drunk) and told One Direction to (go away) in unison, that was the highlight of the night."
1D is the world's whipping boy because they are mostly good natured kids who have to deal with Jake Buggs, the most overated english performer in years, said they weren't a real band. Neither were the Monkees and take it from me Jake, you are no Mike Nesmith. My rule of fun is rich rock stars shouldn't knock drrunk pop stars simply because they can. It is mean spirited and silly.

