Stone Cold Dead In The Market -Ella Fitzgerald And Louis Jordan (La Noire remix) – Nobody is going to rap rhapsodic over this song; a novelty calypso good enough to raise a smile but that's about it. Still, to say this is a lesson on the limitations of echo and drum machines is to state the self evident. Resurrects an OK song just to fuck with it.
Calgary – Bon Iver – Rick Ross called Bon Iver a fucking genius? Why? Because he sounds like your baby mama right after you've fucked her up the ass?
What I Know – Parachute – It is a kinda intense soul pop bop that the little girls should understand with ease. Third on the bill but for how long?
Don't Give Up On Me Now – Ben Harper – His idea of a lyric? "Time opens all wounds, and trust will put me in the tomb." Time opens things? Give up on him now.
Wonderman – Tinie Tempeh (feat Elie Goulding) – What a drag. The guy has a great voice and was a blast two years ago, now his life ambition is to be B,B.o.B
Fur Cue – Seether – This song is so average it seems to be this guy who sat next to you all through High School and who you don't remember at your 10th year anniversary.
Shotgun – Limp Bizkit – How can Fred have been alive so long and learnt so little?
Fallin' (feat Lil Wayne) – Young Jeezy – Endemic of a strain of hip hop that is so tired it should be put to sleep.
Right There (feat 50 Cents – Nicole Scherzinger – Pretty good rap by Fitty, pretty good pop dance track everywhere else. TRACK OF THE WEEK
The Broken Places – Moby – Ambient sound slowly chasing its tail.
Benediction – Thurston Moore – Moore remains the same age while this song ages before your eyes.
Hair – Lady Gaga – When you've an album this hard, what constitutes success?
