The world's greatest bedwetters are back! Yes, wake the Grandparents, tell the world, say it loud: COLDPLAY HAVE A NEW SINGLE!!!
Available today at their website and also for sale on line, I can't wait to hear it. No, really, nobody makes me laugh as hard as Coldplay -they are such weasley 5th formers, such public school wets, such toads. Really, if Coldplay didn't exist. we'd have to invent them for somebody Jay-Z could go slumming with.
Plus? Chris Martin is the poster child for a whole new type of rock star, followed by Muse and Mumford And Sons -the school prefect as famous actress fucker.
Makes no sense to me, but I am sure Kate Hudson loves wearing the pants in the family (or is that trousers?) while the three boys in long pants and school blazer do their best High Grant impressions.
Where was I? Coldplay. I Can't wait…