I really love Wavves but Nathan Williams should grow the fuck up. I mean, has the travails of T.I. taught the fucking idiot nothing?
Arrested in Germany for possession of marijuana, this is what Nathan said: “”We got stopped at a roadside check and I had six bags in the car and they only found one– the fucking dogs never work. I bet it’s high from all the fumes. Anyways, they put me in a cell which was a little nerve-wracking. More so because I was an American in a German jail and not because I have long gay hair. I did wrestle for four years in high school, so I could have fucked somebody up. So yeah, then I gave em €200 and walked out… not a terrible deal. And now I’m getting high again.”
Yeah, you fuck with the cops? They’ll fuck you over. By the end of the year, the careless, silly boy will be in jail. I don’t know how stupid these rockers can be -what the fuck are you carrying weed in Germany for. At least get a mule to catch it for you. Also, come on man, it’s GERMANY NOT SAUDI ARABIA. There wouldn’t been tons of AT THE VERY LEAST POT. Come to think of it, it is pretty easy to get stoned in Riyadh as well, it is just that hashish rather than kush is the drug of least resistant. It is so strong there? It is like you’re hallucinating, I swear. And sex? It is like you’re fucking in 6D.
Where was I? Nathan? Already tripped on the 12 step, and already suffering through the sophomore jinx, but still fucking awesome live and a complete moron. You CAN NOT carry drugs: it is Keith Richards 101. he tackles it IN THE FIRST CHAPTER.
Nathan, don’t carry drugs.
And come on guy, you may have a career, you may really make a lotta people happy. Even yourself. Stop acting like an asshole.

