In the wake of the startling revelation here yesterday that James Murphy took steriods so he could hit the high notes while recording This Is Happening here are some additional people we would recommend it to.
1. Chris Martin
2. Bono (for his back… thats all im saying)
3. Courtney Love
4. Christina Aguilara
5. And the bloke from Limp Bizkit -all those pussies who cancelled their tours.
6. U2 (ok, this time I’m being mean but they have no balls any way)
7. Oh, and U2 again because I was almost being nice to em.
7.Keane -all of em
8. And Travis -all those Brit whiners.
9. Thom Yorke because he is a poseur.
10. U2