“This is the most offended I’ve ever been…this is the maddest I ever will be. I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!”
“I don’t even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in.”
“George Bush doesn’t care about black people.”
“I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph.”
“Can’t we give Chris [Brown] a break?…. O.J. Simpson, amazing. Is he not? What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing though?”
“Yo, Taylor, I’m really happy for you. Imma let you finish. But Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time.”

