1. Don’t Think Twice – Franki Valli And The Four Seasons – It is like being gang banged by Alvin And the Chipmunks
2. Skeleton Key – Margot And The Nuclear – Yuck: these guys run upstream in emotion like an undertow of tedium.
3. Hate (feat Kanye West) – Jay-Z – I can’t wait for their collab, if it is this crappy it’ll be a pleasure to trash.
4. Hang You From The Heavens – The Dead Weather – A noisy, yucky blues bore.
5. Funny The Way It Is – Dave Mathews Band -Have you ever bet the red in roulette and have it come up black five times in a row? welcome to my world.
6.I’m Stepping Out – John Lennon – Not a fave.
7. Magic – Emii – I am too pissy to review this right now.
8. Octopussy’s garden/Sun King – All they need to do is include “She’s Leaving Home” and they can have the triple of crappolla.
9. Rachel’s Song – Vangelis – Wait a second, I’m gonna listen to “Magic” again.
10.Sweets For My Sweet – the Drifters – Great band, crap version.
11. The Horn – Midlake – Geeeeezzzzzzzzzz
12. Street Fighting Man – The Rolling Stones – dunno, Mick. What can a poor boy do?
13. My Week Beats Your Eyear – Telefon Tel Aviv – Don’t like the vocals but the beats are on the money.
14. All This Love – Bria Valenti – Prince’s protegee. She sucks. At least I hope she does.
15. Lopin’ Along Thru The Cosmos – Shalants – terrible version of a song i don’t know in the original but suspect Judee didn’t write something this boring.
16. The Scorpion Lament – The Roches – You know all these secret sisters type of folkies? In their dreams they sound this good.
17. Heavy Blues – For Science – Where the band were going if they hadn’t derailed.
18. Some Kind Of nature – Gorillaz – meh.
19. O Stella – PJ Harvey – Sorta music that makes legends.
20. The Night We Called It A day – Diana Krall – Pre-Elvis and just about perfect.