Helen Bach thinks it is his veganism, me, I think sobriety doesn't suit him. But the little whacko is at it again.
Not enough to agree to singing a coupla songs with Peter Hooks Joy Division rip off, Moby has now announced his plans to make a porno movie featuring men with small penises.
Aptly enough, Moby told Bizarre Magazine: "I've never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous you know? Surely that's intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better."
I can't stand Moby but my dislike is nearly entirely musical. With the exception of Everything Is Real either bores me to tears or makes me squirm it is so creepy. He scavenges over his music and releases remixes after remixes, it is all so found and bought, so sampled. I must admit I don't much like that sound, I got sick of it. I feel the same way about DJ Shadow and Deadmau5 -it doesn't do it for me.
Plus, I want the folks in porn to be unreal sometimes (amateur porn is where you will find normal looking people. Much like the movies, porn stars tend to be pretty and pretty large.
However, I do have some bad news for Moby if he plans to star me in his movie…