Gwar are a bunch of old fat dudes who dress up and scream. They look even more stupid than Slipknot but they’re fans are the type you don’t really want to piss off cuz they’re all going to end up on Americas Most Wanted.
So when I saw that these dumb asses had a Christmas video, of course I ran to it. Hell, this was an easy post, call them fat old and dumb. Slam their brain dead fans. Call them fad rock.
Instead?
I laughed my ass off. This is by far my dream video. From the crying kid to the kicking down peoples decoration Gwar does what I wish I could, but cannot as a regular member of society without a cool giant mask and man thong.
They aren’t as annoying as I had thought.
This is their moment.