Remember when Howard Stern was a very amusing shock jock to beat all shockjocks? Yeah, those were the days, the mid-90s before he joined Sirius, shook off the shackles of terrestrial airwaves, divorced and became something very other. Not quite mainstream but certainly not quite not mainstream, either. Stern is where celebrities go to talk for hours about themselves, something Madonna has been doing with alacrity lately. Or, where, as Madonna blurted out the other day on Stern, she can say this: “I was dating Tupac Shakur at the time and the thing is he got me all riled up about life in general. So when I went on the show I was feeling very gangsta.” I think we would all like to know more about this.
I think we would all like to know less about this: her dislike for her hometown Rochester Hills, Michigan. I have a lot of friends in Detroit, where she is generally despised, I am sure her comments about her hometown will be equally well received.
“Have you ever been to Rochester Hills, Michigan?I just didn’t want to go back. I can’t be around basic, provincial-thinking people.I Just thought everyone was an idiot We first grew up in Pontiac, which was a very racially mixed, mostly black environment and neighborhood, and we went to Catholic schools and we wore uniforms and that was normal life to me. Then when I went to high school, we moved to a suburb that was all white. And we were, a bit, living above of our means. … I just didn’t fit in. I just felt like I was with rich people, and I wasn’t. I felt like a country bumpkin and I was resentful.”
I guess that’s one way to make friends in your home town. It is Michigan by the way, not some backwards town where the local yokels are saying “squeal like a pig” and banjos are the instruments of choice.
The Mayor Of Rochester Bryan Barnett responded:
An Open Letter to Madonna:
I read with great interest your recent comments about growing up in Rochester Hills and your description of our residents as “basic, provincial thinking people.” As the Mayor of Rochester Hills, I feel compelled to respond.
Admittedly, I don’t know what experiences led you to that opinion, but let me assure you, our community is anything but basic or narrow minded. In fact, we are and have been home to some of the brightest minds shaping our world. Our school district is one of the top performing in the state and boasts two Blue Ribbon Schools, the most in Michigan. Our Universities are among the fastest growing in the Midwest and are rich with cultural and ethnic diversity.
We design and build more robots than any other city in North America, and Rochester Hills residents and businesses have been granted over 900 patents, nearly one a day, over the last three years. Not a typical achievement you would associate with “simple or basic” people.
We are growing in many ways including in our economic, racial, and religious diversity. We are home to one of the largest Mosques in Metro Detroit and the largest Albanian Catholic church in the world outside of Albania. We have a growing senior population with a vibrant college town feel. In fact, these are just some of the factors Money Magazine used to select Rochester Hills as one of the top ten best places to live in America.
We are, or have been, home to quite a few amazing people who are known more for innovative thinking than provincial – Olympic gold medalists, NASCAR Champions, visionaries in the fields of medicine and education, and even a top selling global singer/songwriter.
That’s right. Despite your distaste for us, we actually have enshrined you on our Community Wall of Fame at the Van Hoosen Museum. Your portrait sits alongside Bertha Van Hoosen, one of the first women to graduate from the University of Michigan in 1888 and one of the world’s leading surgeons for nearly 60 years. A female trailblazer in the field of medicine at the University your daughter now attends.
Your picture hangs just a few feet from Helen Southgate Williams. A renowned author of children’s literature who was ultimately appointed to the International Board of Books, an agency of the United Nations and one of the highest recognitions possible in the field. I assume that would be of some interest to a fellow children’s author like yourself.
Two strong women, ahead of their time, and in all of my research, I could not find the terms, “basic or provincial minded” to describe them or their accomplishments.
Madonna, you have achieved unbelievable success and while we appreciate your talent and achievement, we expect you to appreciate ours.
Undoubtedly, we have changed in the 40 years since you cheered at Adams High School, but in many ways we have stayed the same. Our neighborhoods have long been filled with innovative, free-thinking leaders not afraid to make a difference. By generous, charitable people who care more about doing what they believe is right, than by what they read in the media. We are many things, Madonna, but basic and provincial minded we are not!
I invite you back to Rochester Hills to see who we are and what we believe in. While we certainly don’t need your stamp of approval, I am quite confident we would earn it.