Marooned by Helen Bach

Maroon 5 is a band that was created for people with no taste in music.

Similar in consistency to a white rice it serves the purpose of being music but really its not anything with any sort of flavor.

Generic and bland with a generic (lip less) lead singer, this provides new music listeners (new as in preteens and soccer moms) a nice safe band to listen to. No drama, no controversy no, well, no anything.

You can toss these guys in the NickelhouseFray5 actually.

Best of all they’re touring!

So you can now go see them live and tell your friends you went to a concert and what awesome seats you got and how you also purchased a t-shirt.

No one will condemn you, no one will say WOW they suck, no one will say anything

cuz there is nothing at all to say.

Right now the closest I show is Saratoga NY July 31, but don’t you worry there will be more.

Oh and a new album September 21 called “Hands All Over”

But it doesn’t matter, ghead play the old stuff cuz its just the same.
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