Somebody is leaking Lindsay Lohan songs on the internet.
Lohan says it isn’t her and so Rock NYC has some theories as to who it might be.
1) Taliban leaders making sure at least one bomb goes off.
2) Bono hoping it will make the new U2 songs being leaked sound better.
3) Samantha Ronson getting revenge in the drunken pain in the neck.
4) The baby on E*Trade.
5) Aliens from out of space in the first move in there dastardly plan to make us all slaves.