Liam Gallagher Ready To Bury Hatchet Maybe Definitely!

TWENTY YEARS????

Wait a second, how many years ago? Are you kidding me? Well, well, well.

And what has happened in those 20 years? Liam’s haircut got worse and he grew uglier and uglier!! and Noel, Noel convinced himself that he was cool and to prove his point he pal’d around with former nemesis Damon Albarn -Damon and Noel are like Dr. X and Magneto in reverse.

So any way, with Definitely Maybe’s 20th anniversary on the horizon, Liam wants to reform Oasis and tour it. “I’d be willing to bury the hatchet for a quick lap of honour,” Liam told the NME “There’s unfinished business there. People ask, ‘Would I get Oasis back together?’ I’d do it for nowt, but if someone’s going to drop a load of fucking money, I’d do it for that too.I don’t think we’d ever make another record… I’d still go back to Beady Eye and Noel would go back to his thing.”

I saw the Definitely Maybe tour the first time round but I am definitely maybe up for another shot. Plus, look at it this wa. If I was Liam I’d do a Peter Hook on Noel and take it on the road by himself. He was the voice and the attitude of Oasis, he doesn’t need Noel half as much as Noel needs him.

And Noel is such a smug little dick, he has it coming.