Isn’t there something somewhere about how it is wrong to fun at others misfortunes? I think we can make an exception in the case of a band that would jump the line when Paul Weller is waiting to shower.
So, KOL guitarist Mathew Followill broke his toe while lazing on a yacht (a yacht he will have to sell if his upcoming album bounces): “ “I’ve got a broken toe right now. I ran into a chair. There was a beer falling off a table and I ran to grab it. When I ran over two toes went this way and the other ones went the other. I painted the toenail green just to be funny, because it was so heinous.”
Incidentally….how aptly nameed is rock star Followill? Dickens himself couldn’t improve upon it.