Kelly Rowland Bible Rider

Kelly Rowland, the former Destinny Girl, has the anti-Katy Perry contract rider according to her. All she needs is water and the Bible.

Here's the quote: ""The only thing I asked for is Fiji Water. When I'm on tour the only thing I can't be without is my Bible."

Call me cynical if you will, but I don't believe a bloody word.

1. Why can't she bring her own Bible?

And

2. Fiji? Is she shilling for em or something?

Kelly Rowland is to Beyonce what… bugger, I can't think of a simile… what Beyonce is to Etta James. There you go. I like her fine but her name belongs on my medicority post from the other day… Just saying mind…

Where was I? Whenever a rock star brings out their Bible, bring out your bullshit detector. Unless there is a "Bibles For Dummies" available, my bet is that it has been a long while between Bible studies for Kelly… I haven't read the Bible in maybe 5 years but I bet I could Christ her nder the table.

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