Kanye West Has The Power by Helen Bach

Kanye took a leak. Well not really. More like his new song was ‘leaked’. “Power” is the latest song from the king of interruption.

I like him. He’s crass. Hes like about as punk rock as a hip hop boy can get.

So I gave it a listen. Put my ear to his leak so to speak before I tell you what I think of the song I’m gonna tell you what I think of leaks.

I think its bullshit.

Am I supposed to feel all bad ass for hearing it first? Is there a little man going to steal the master reel of this and pipe it into the Internet so we all feel so 1 step ahead.

Nah, its the business man trying ‘wet your appetite’ get y’all fired up for the big ‘launch’. Work’s sometime. Weez sucked me in like a supermodels cheeks

but 3oh3? Nah. I’m just not buying into the whole hype

So the song?

Well if I didn’t have to endure the tribal “heyay ay ay yay”, Id like it. I like the piano I like the chorus “I guess every superhero needs his theme music,” cuz I’m obsessed with Superman.

His voice is smooth and he curses. All the elements of a good song.

But those back up chicks got to go

Imma let this leak run dry…
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