Justin Bieber Sex Doll, The Cost Of Being A Pop Star

Far be it for me to judge people's sexual desires,  but a Justin Bieber sex doll? Er, that seems to be crossing the line into tastelessness. Surely the twinkie business can do a little better than this.

1. The guy looks creepy.

2. Perhaps I lack imagination, but what exactly is a gay sex doll?

Do you blow oxygen in and out, as it were? Does it taste of rubber. Can you insert it in your anus? Inquiring minds want to know, would one of my gay brothers care to elucidate? 

Though, come to think of it, it is probably better than a female rubber doll, which I have seen but haven't used (yet). At least there is something you can insert as opposed to sert in (if you see what I mean). Actually you could probably do both.

I wonder if Justin could care less. I think it is kinda complimentary, right? I mean I wouldn't care if men fucked effigies of me. It would kinda be cool to be a sex symbol for the entire world. And being other people's fantasies absolutely comes with the territory . They give you love and money and in return to you get to fantasize about them. 

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