In yet another sign of the impending apocalypse, Justin Bieber is recording a Christmas album of all new material. This is called tempting the wrath of God, though it is for charity, so It may spare us.
The big news is a huge tar will be on it (hi Kanye) and the band Perry will be on it. ABout as exciting as… well, as not exciting can be.
I dunno what this guy is up to but I wish his handlers would get their act together. He is weakening the next album for no good reason whatsoever.
And if you don't think this sugar rush of a disaster is gonna suck, you may be right.
But…
it will take a christmas mioracle.