In Memory Of Bruce Roehrs We Post His Feb 2009 Review of “Before I Hang”

BEFORE I HANG “MISSISSIPPI” CD
Fuck!
you fucks have read about the attributes of Hattiesburg, Mississippi’s
favorite sons BEFORE I HANG from me before!! Chris, Walt and their
cohorts stole the show on the first night of the ANTISEEN Twenty-fifth
Anniversary in Charlotte, North Carolina this year!! If you reach back
six months you encounter the raging BEFORE I HANG CD entitled
MISSISSIPPI on ZODIAC KILLER RECORDS. This shit just gets more manic as
the songs unfold. You are treated to three stunning southern scum rock
blasts “PUT YOU OUT OF MY MISERY”, “PLEASED ME THE MOST,” and “MORE
FUN.” Then you hit the brick wall BEFORE I HANG number, “ROCK N ROLL
TRAGEDY.” This shit will make the short hairs on your neck stand up!
There will be no turning back from this scorching ROCK N ROLL!! In
“ROCK N ROLL TRAGEDY” the band sings “There will be no winners in this
game”-this is devastating rock n roll of the highest order! Walt plays
guitar as if possessed by Satan! You will crash through “BLOW UP THE
WORLD” where BEFORE I HANG sings: “I hate everybody/ I hate dogs with
rabies, roaches, rats/ and mothers with their babies.” There’s some
positive sentiment for you fucks! Next up is “KISS MY SOUTHERN ASS”
with a true blue pride in BEFORE I HANG’S native Mississippi! On the
heels of “KISS MY SOUTHERN ASS” you wallow in the glory of “DIXIE PIG.”
This fine anthem celebrates the rewards of working hard in the day, and
the accolades of the triumvirate-drink, fight, fuck- your goals for the
evening! Those are the fruits of your labors! After you hear “TARGETS”
you get the tunes “UPFRONT” and “FREONHEAD.” We finish off in fine
style with “(TAKIN IT TO THE) PAWNSHOP.” This entire Mississippi CD is
mandatory listening for you CONFEDERACY OF SCUM fans!! This material
has Eric on vocals and he holds up his end of the job! Be prepared for
new material with Chris singing soon! BEFORE I HANG will continue to
grow as a major southern rock force that will shrivel your Yankee ball
sack! Long live BEFORE I HANG! For the Mississippi CD contact: ZODIAC
KILLER RECORDS, 1733 IRON MTN. RD. CHEYENNE WY. 82009
(ZODIACKILLERRECORDS.COM) And you punks keep your eyes peeled because
ZODIAC KILLER RECORDS will be bringing you new product by the DWARVES,
THE CANDY SNATCHERS, THE UTAH COUNTY SWILLERS, and more in the near
future. – BRUCE ROEHRS MRR #309 FEBRUARY 2009

 
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