This is without shadow of a doubt the weirdest idea I’ve ever had for a post!! Searching websites for gossip, or info, or something to get the creative juices flowing I thought, I wonder what Conor Oberst is doing right now? From small things baby!!! Welcome to the completely imaginary and mindbendingly pointless what the famous are doing right this second!!! Ready? Let’s do it:
Kelly Clarkson: is stumbling odd of a dyke bar in West Hollywood, following another woman to their respective cars, where Kelly is going to follow the other woman home.
Conor Oberst: Is trying to remember the name of the girl in bed with him.
Patrick Stickles: is doing his laundry.
Lady Gaga: is dreaming about when she was just plain Stefani, it is somewhere between a nightmare and a true crime story.
Liam Gallagher: is threantening to punch his girlfriend for waking him up.
Kid Cudi: is in the studio working with Kanye and tweeting.
Taylor Swift: is writing in her diary.
Miley Cyrus: is wondering if she should admit she is no longer a virgin in her 60 minutes interview.
Justen Firstenfeld: is in a dreamless sleep after the first two ambients failed to calm his anxiety and a third knocked him out.
Lil Wayne: Is signing autographs before breakfast in the mess hall.
Wesley Wolfe: Is crawling into bed after bartending all night, closing up the bar at four and searching out breakfast.
Massive Attack: are too baked to argue about the Albarn remix.
Katy Perry: is fucking her fiancee.
Freddie Gibbs: Is telling a recently released prison buddy, that Freddieis going straight.
George Jones: is rocking in a hammock wondrin’ how he got this far.
Axl Rose: Is more tired than you have ever been.
Paul McCartney: Is taking a drive round his estate with Beatrice.
Elvis Costello: Is shouting to the kids to shut up, he’s trying to sleep
Ke$ha: Got to bed early last night and is having a shower before breakfast.
Strange post, eh???