Holograms For All

To paraphrase Edward Lear:

"You are old, Mr. Richards," the young man said,
"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head —
Do you think, at your age, it is right?"

"In my youth," Mr. Richards replied to his fan,
… "I feared it would injure the brain;
But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again."

Or if you prefer, and to simplify, Keith Richards is old. And yet he has to tour… what to do? Here is an idea to help the Stones on their 51st year anniversary… why not integrate holograms of themselves playing their hits at various stages of their career and they can sit back in their lounge chairs, legs up with a  book and a drink, interfering or singing along whenever the urge takes em.

I mean, really, why should hologram only be for the dead. We can all use them.

Hey, I used to be much better at my job when i was a whippersnapper, how about if I send a hologram of myself to my advertising agency while I stay at home and insult rich rock stars all day long?

No, wait, three holograms! I can hold down three holograms and spend my day writing.

Hang about, why shouldn't the Stones send holograms into every home in the county??? You pay for your ticket and a hologram of your favorite Stones period shows up and serenades you!!!

Me? I would use very very early Stones, when they were still playing the blues in London clubs, or quite late. Say the Steel wheels tour when the science caught up with the Stadium.