I wouldn’t pick on dan Aquitane if he wasn’t so damn high profile and if he didn’t make me wake every morning to some new piece of profoundly stupid bullshit.
Here he is on Bon Jovi’s absolutely atrocious new album The Circle in a four star review in today’s New York Post: “That mythic dream is at the heart of this album, which features songs about fighting authority, discovering a personal path, overcoming life’s obstacles, savoring the good times and learning to laugh when things go bad.“
Bon Jovi wouldn’t know a mythic dream if Bob Dylan overnighted it to them with a dozen red roses.