Helen Bach Sez:
Simon Cowell had 10 days to toss together a fundraising song for the victims of Haiti’s now infamous earthquake.
What he has successfully done instead is assembled a group of spent and cracked performers to grumble out a 1980s faux sorrowful song by the story tellers of our time REM.
‘hold on hold on hold on hold on’.. HOW FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE CAN THAT BE? ” Yo! Simon and Stipe ever have a fucking WALL collapes and pin you down for a week?? Hold THIS!”
I cant stress enough how much it makes me insane when celebs gather their egos for this crap when a check per vocal chord would net more. A video? WHAT? I don’t want to see your rendition of a song that sucks by performers that suck when I could turn on my television to something other than ‘Big Love” and actually see the chaos objectively.
OMG I now need a PR firm for my own damage control—- Iman must issue a public retraction.
Iman Lababedi sez
Retracted, retracted… please don’t hurt me….