1. Abattoir – Monty Python’s Flying Circus – John Cleese is so reasonable while discussing an apartment building that doubles as an abattoir, “none of your blood caked on the walls and flesh flying out the windows…” though what he really wants is to be a Freemason – A
2. Under Control – Calvin Harris – A little ho hum by Calvin’s standards, I’m surprised it hit – B-
3. Love Is On The Radio – McFly – Tom Fletcher is one of the sharpest songwriters around and this is yet another in a long long line of UK smashes. I dunno why the boy band haven’t cracked the States – B+
4. Everything You Never Had (We Had It All) – Breach – This has an awesome processed beat and than the mess with the vocal which is pretty good as well – B+
5. Disney Girls – Art Garfunkel – This version sounds like Brian Wilson meets Paul Simon, which is strange since neither of them have anything to do with it – A
6. Piano Concerto No 1 In C Minor, Op 35, II Lento – Dmitri Shostakovich – That’s the great man himself playing the essentially descending piano scale, which keeps on moving backward and than forward, note by note – A
7. Tea And Toast – Lucy Spraggan – X Factor cheeky girlie – B
8. Losing You – Solange – Sure, I think that wooshing sound is annoying but now I’ve seen her live just not as annoying – B+
9. Do It – Pitbull – This time with Mayer Hawthorne… hey, it works for me – B
10. Rooftops (A Liberation Broadcast) – Lostprophets – Thank God this moldy whining crap sucks so bad – D+