You guilty?
Guilty of fanning the flames of popular music. Why are you so willing to allow ‘The Man’ to prepackage tubs of garbage re wrap them and sell them back to you?
Its funny as I become more aware of mainstream music how really nothing has changed in the past 30 years. I turned my back on it cuz it sucked. Years later its just the same.
Here’s your checklist for your very own pop radio hit
Girls
1 bad blond die job and hair gel
2 low waisted pants,tight to flare
3 dramatic eye make up or none. Yin/Yang the drunk whore look or the I just woke up after a fk fest look
4 lyrics about being great
5 a photo shoot with bright to dim light and a stark background (or pose with a snake)
6 if you can get some girl on girl action that’s a insta boost
7 keep saying you’re the next great thing (the crowds fall for it all the time)
Men
1- 1 day facial hair growth
2- dolce and gabanna
3- hip thrust forward
4- lyrics about being great
5- a photo shoot face in camera or with a car (or pose with a snake)
6- if you can prove you’ve watched some girl on girl action that’s an insta boost
7- keep saying your the next great thing (the crowds will fall for it all the time)
Notice theres nothing at all to do with music?
Yeah…