Ga Gas opening had me on the floor. I stood there jaw dropped in love. The girl does not give a fuck at all. Shes a traveling show and shes a good one. Beautiful and an ‘over the top’ performance dropping her right in the lap of her male counter ego both covered in ash as if they rose from where they came from. Think about it, they’re both flamboyant gender challenged ‘arty’ freaks about 40 years apart. Its like mother father daughter son. Stop. Perfect.
Black Eyed Peas almost had me in tears. The ‘medley’ thing nearly makes me puke most of the time but the cohesiveness of these ‘artists’ and I do call them ‘artists’ is staggering. I am pissed as hell that I spent so much time hatin’ on um to freaking shut the fuck up and listen to them. The robot lego people were just eye entertainment, my ears were elsewhere. The way they flow between singers is amazing, you’d think they’d need a conductor. Yet they have more energy than should be allowed by adults. I want to be a Pea.
The Kings of Leon suck so hard I’m surprised their eyes don’t bulge out of their heads. One hit wonder bar act. First Grammy announcing ‘uh sorry were drunk’.. uh sorry we wont see you next year either so that was one hell of a hello goodbye..and shave for fucks sake before Nessing covers you.
Green Day? Could you hear them over my tears? As the kid sat loving them I sat loathing them. They’re TOO OLD for that shtick anymore and they’re not quite old enough to be Bono – but the assholes are in training and doing well.
I got tons more where this comes from my bro’s…
Taylor Swift? Ain’t my cuppa but despite all I have heard from others- she carried her performance like a timid rat next to Stevie who she most likely idolizes. Were talking lil sweet pea with granny clampit. Perspective my friends shes a whippersnapper. And personally I think she did amazingly well and I don’t even like her. Stevie is bloated.
I loved the way they eased from Stevies right of passage song to Taylors, the thought was there but so were Taylors butterflies. I hate her but I cut her slack here. I don’t like folksy but she does hide ego well. And she needs a new stylist pronto.
The Jackson Tribute? I cried when his children spoke.
How difficult must that have been? “hi we think your dads a pedophile and he dangled your brother out a window.. and your mother pretty much sold you, so why not get up and say a few words’
Fuck the media for that one. WTF with the handlers to the side????? Paris, Prince and the Blanket Boy- may God always protect you from what your world will throw your way.
I cried more at the tribute performance WTF was that?! Maybe I needed the 3d glasses cuz the assembly of has beens was disgrace. Was that Celine Dion? Mother of Jesus if he weren’t dead he would die. That trib was a Vegas lounge act. That was not a celebration of his life- that was a gasping Chevy rusted at the bumper. Embarrassing.
OK wait Beyonce.. again do not like her music and now? I love her. She did Alanis better than Alanis does Yes I was waiting to see if her boobs were going to fall out of that dress yes I DID totally love her shoes but again.. old school showmanship and a sexy swagger that isn’t whorish. Pipes to kill for and OK not sure on the commando stances but meh who gives a fuck she put out and I appreciated it. Its nice to see a strong woman controlling an entire room.
Lady Antebellum is a ‘meaty old lady’ what the HEll was that performance and doesnt anyone like them?
Justin Beiber is 4 ft tall and KEHshuh is the next Courtney Love only not as pretty.
Pink is most likely the ugliest woman in entertainment- for her appearance as well as her style. I sat rooting that rag fall from the sky so shed flop to the ground like a rhinestone covered trout.
WTF was that Cirque Du Soleil?
Im leaving stuff out, most likely cuz I’m overwhelmed on the above portions which most completely took over the show. But I’m sure Ill have more to say on it as the day progresses.