Days old gossip: you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a gun… and this gossip is so old Helen has already covered the hayley and alicia story… still my putdowns are funnier. Tomorrow: John and Cynthia to divorce. Japanese homewrecker to blame.
Hayley Williams had her twitter account hacked and a topless pic of her lying on a bed spread around the world. Here is three quick comments:
1) That’s what I get for ignoring twitter
2) Her cover of “Bad Romance” was more embarrassing.
3) To quote Hattie Jacques: such a lot of fuss for such a little thing.
Ronnie Woods Ukranian girlfriend responsible for his 60 days of sobriety. Who takes responsibility for his sixty years of drunkeness?
Kelly Osbourne always dreamt of appearing in the Wizard of Oz. Which Muunchkin? I think the mayor.
Alicia Keys Pregnant: Don’t look at me.
Simon Cowell to be honored at th… Sorry my attention wandered.