1. Ernest Borgnine masturbates to jkeep active. (Don’t we all)
2. Keith richards survived because he didn’t get greedy when it came to heroin. (I am now officially sick of Keith)
3. Jonas Brothers cancel Mexico gig because they are afraid (what fucking pussies)
4. Jagger jealous over Keiths friendships (kill me now)
5. Legal Marijuana on sale at Cypress Hill gig (not to mention illegal)
6. Coldplay force engeneer to eat (bastards, they would be bastards)