Beyonce is hawking her new perfume Heat at Macy’s on 34th street tomorrow at 5p. Apparently you can’t be rich or self-serving enough and I get it: it’ll go well with her six grammy’s.
I wonder what celebrities have to do with the perfumes they sell? They certainly don’t create em.
Anyway, you’d never get me standing in line for a meet with Beyonce. Who would I stand in line to shake their hand? Well, who have I? Brian Wilson, Martin Amis and Derek Jeter. Who would I? Living?
Barack Obama
Mariano Rivera
Smokey Robinson
Ornette Coleman
Bob Dylan
Aretha Franklin
Ke$ha (just kidding, Helen)
Muhammad Ali
Muhammad Ali
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