So you member now, right? Good. Forget it. I went to Zemeckis IMAX 3D performance capture A Christmas Carol over the weekend and there are no words to express its awfullness: it’s like staring into the abyss and all you see is nothingness. No, it’s like a nightmare I once had where everyone looked normal but they were just strangely off -they looked scary. Every time he uses Performance capture everything looks horrible -he has made exactly one sexy, attractive character using Performance capture and that was Angelina Jolie as the mum in Beowolf -everything else, Ebenezer’s one true love, Tom hanks as the conductor on the polar express, Cratchitt, everybody is freakish and ugly. UGHERLY. A loust movie.
So now Zemeckis wants to direct and a 3D Yellow Submarine and the mind fucking boggles. The Beatles and blue meanies were ugly enough to start with, the thought of what Zemeckis will do to em after he gets through with them should make the counry shake in its boots.
Robert, I beg of you, in the words of that woman in the Simpsons Town Hall Meetings: “Think of the children. Won’t somebody think of the children?”
Creem – America’s Only Rock ‘n’ Roll Magazine, Reviewed Issue By Issue – April 1983 (Volume 14, Number 11)
the final issue edited by Susan Whitall
hard rock meets classic rock meets Americana
Chuck D is at the Grammy Museum
On The Red Carpet For The Screening Of “The Beast Inside” At The Angelica Cinema, Sunday, January 29th, 2023: pictures by Billy Hess
a powerhouse performance by Sadie Katz and SohoJohnny as you never thought you’d see him
that SNL gig was excellent
Miley rises to top of the celebrity food chain
captivating, hooklined, country pop songs
it’s a bit different because it’s smaller