Fixing a Hole In A Yellow Submarine… Or I need a fix cuz i’m going down

So you member now, right? Good. Forget it. I went to Zemeckis IMAX 3D performance capture A Christmas Carol over the weekend and there are no words to express its awfullness: it’s like staring into the abyss and all you see is nothingness. No, it’s like a nightmare I once had where everyone looked normal but they were just strangely off -they looked scary. Every time he uses Performance capture everything looks horrible -he has made exactly one sexy, attractive character using Performance capture and that was Angelina Jolie as the mum in Beowolf -everything else, Ebenezer’s one true love, Tom hanks as the conductor on the polar express, Cratchitt, everybody is freakish and ugly. UGHERLY. A loust movie.


So now Zemeckis wants to direct and a 3D Yellow Submarine and the mind fucking boggles. The Beatles and blue meanies were ugly enough to start with, the thought of what Zemeckis will do to em after he gets through with them should make the counry shake in its boots.


Robert, I beg of you, in the words of that woman in the Simpsons Town Hall Meetings: “Think of the children. Won’t somebody think of the children?”