Falling In Reverse's "Alone" Reviewed

Please tell me the new Falling In Reverse can’t be serious.

I heard on Twitter that it was absolute crap, but I figured it wouldn’t be that bad.  There’s also a video to accompany it, so I decided to see what all the hype was about.

Oh.  My.  God.

The song “Alone” is the most horrendous thing I have ever heard in my entire life.  Ronnie raps.  Legitimately makes a terrible attempt at doing something other than singing like a pretty boy and I can’t even find enough words in the English language to describe how horrendous the song is without using very offensive profanity.

“Now white boy on the beat, rockin’ Gucci sneaks” oooookay.  WTF?! What happened.  I thought this was a hardcore band.  “started out in ’06 and revived the scene”.  Er, no you didn’t.  You started a mediocre band and got arrested so..not quite.  “So many motherfuckers want to be like me.”  please, Ronnie, stop humiliating yourself.

“My haters talkin’ shit while washing dishes for a living, fuck you bitches.”  Oh my god, all he’s doing is ruining his “cool” rep with every word that comes out of his mouth.  Seriously it’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard him do.

As for the video, it’s equally moronic.  Ronnie is trying to, like, look like a hardcore rapper and dance a bit, but looks like an absolute asshole which matches the garbage that comes out of his mouth.  It’s horrifying to watch him single-handedly tear apart all of his chances at gaining more fans.  The youtube video has nearly equal likes and dislikes, which is insane.

This was quite literally the most atrocious and awful song I have ever heard.  God I hope it’s a joke.