Eminem To Rihanna: “I’ve Got A Crush On You… Sweetie Pie”

Remember The Streets “When You Wasn’t Famous” about how easy it is to pull civilian girls when you are famous, but when you go after a famous chick, it’s like you weren’t famous any more.
Well, Eminem should listen to it because, embarrassingly, if not humiliatingly: A source told contact.com: ” said: “Marshall would date Rihanna in a heartbeat if she showed even the slightest interest. They’re on the phone and texting each other constantly.”
OK, Eminem. Bad news. As Chris Rock so succinctly put it: Black chicks don’t fuck white guys. They don’t like em.
Sad but true.
I myself have only fucked two black chicks in my entire career.
Eminem’s Grandma said: “I can totally see what any girl including Rihanna would see in him. He’s so charming; he has always had adorable, beautiful blue eyes and this charming, wonderful smile.Rihanna would make a suitable partner for Marshall. But he needs to enjoy life and not get carried away with any relationships at the moment.”



Sorry Eminem, that was the last thing you needed.
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