Rock NYC was shocked to read about Ozzy Osbourne’s secret life. The Black Sabbath wild man of rock drug abusing, reality star and failed variety show star has finally admitted it. HE USES SKIN MOISTURIZER TWICE A DAY.
Ozzy said “Somebody told me a year ago to use a good moisturiser every morning and night, so I’ve been doing that. I think it’s made a difference.”
At least we think that’s what he said, it sounding more like “mmfpl fucking moist fucking fuck ur fuckin’ crazee”.
We will have more on the wrunkle free rocker as the story continues.