The Dead Cant Die, Pass The Crap To Your Kid -By Helen Bach

The Grateful Dead.
Yeah…if there could ever be a more ‘anti hel’ band, I’ve yet to hear it.
I don’t get it. 
Two minutes of intro and I’m ready to light my hair on fire.
Fans?
Lord please help me and just don’t make me say what I think… gimme strength gimme strength…
Soon more teenage boys who want to seem ‘cool’ and ‘pothead’ can do what they do best
sit on their asses pretending to be stoned and play video games! I swear to God as a parent I would ground my kid if it was a Dead fan.  I would cry.  I would seek therapy.  If the Magpie ever wanted to stick it to me, she could become a Deadhead.  
Its the most fake movement, prolonged by wanna be losers who missed the first round.
 Now here’s the cool part for this ‘subculture’ ‘anti establishment’ band.
A Grateful Dead video game!
 Hell yes! 
That’ll show the man!
We can’t wait for everyone check out the fun new toys we are building,” the band’s longtime archivist, David Lemieux, told the Wall Street Journal. Rhino Entertainment, the overseer of the Dead’s intellectual property, has entered into an agreement to ensure that everything in the game will be authentic. Plus, the band’s surviving members have given their approval.
What the hell!
I suppose you collect bootlegs and win oranges and spin in circles or some other crap.
Welcome to 2011.
The Dead are a halloween party, dress up, pretend youre something youre not, 
 be cool then go home take a shower and get to the office.
Poser crap with a joystick for your boy.. good luck.
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