How bad can it be? The lights are low, the band is tight and you’re not exactly sober yourself… Well, I hate..
1) The couple in front of you who have their heads glued together so you can’t see the
stage.
2) The drunk guy singing along too loudly.
3) The putz texting all the way through the set. Actually, that’s me and I’m taking notes.
4) The two teenage girls who stand through every song, even the slow ones.
5) Mosh pits
6) Long floors where the small person in the back can’t see a damn thing.
7) The couple sitting next to you who decide the fourth song of the Steely Dan concert is a perfect time to discuss their relationship.
8) The person right in front of you swaying back and forth to the music.
9) the people crowding the aisle so you can’t get in or out.
10) 7pm prompt starts that begin at 830.
11) Lousy opening acts (hello and goodbye Trey Songz)
12) Encores. The most pointless exercise known to man.
13) Arena shows without short circuit TV.
14) bad Acoustics.
15) Uncomfortable seats.
16) Forty five minute breaks between sets.
17) Main bands who go on stage at 11pm on weeknights. Some of us work for a living you know.
18) Fat people who crowd you out of your seat.
19) When everybody is standing in front of their chairs and some chick adds her boyfriend next to you so you have no room.
20) Any concert where you can’t buy a drink.
21) Any concert where they charge $11 for a drink.
22) Going on a date to a concert and the chick won’t shut the fuck up while the band is playing.
23) Paying $150 for a nosebleed seat.
Actually, why do we go to concerts at all?