Cobra Starship And The Lamest Shout Out Evet by Helen Bach

Cobra Starship could almost make it big.

I think front man Gabe Saporta already thinks he is.

Last week he sorta lost it on the hecklers in a Wisconsin crowd

“I have so many brothers and sisters here who will pound your ass to the pavement” and “Go home, go look at pictures of your mom and jack off.”

Gabe your what? 30? Your fans are what? 15?

But I guess we are all human but jacking off to pictures of their moms could well be the lamest shout out ever considering some of their moms are actually his age.

But he’s sorry, hes a victim according to his blog;

“Sorry–that kid and his friends were standing in the back shouting at us the whole show. I might be on stage, but I’m still a person. You can’t come and talk shit to me and not expect to get it back. If you dish it, you gotta be able to take it.”

Perhaps next time you should just cork it and remember who pays the rent.

I have issue- I paid to see you. If I want to heckle you- well you re there for my entertainment.

Your crowd doesn’t have to love you as long as the cash is in hand.
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